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This toy from Funzze is incredibly... fun. It's literally a 3-in-1 contraption, which is crazy to even think about. I will say that the caveat in that is the 3-in-1 "functions" work so far apart from one another. So instead of feeling three things at once, you're given the choice to feel 3 different things from 1 toy. Still, I loved the oscillations and the thrusting. The suction part of the toy could use some improvements in a future design. But did I have fun with this thing? Totally!

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If you're a fan of heavy metal, cold lips and new/exciting ways to protect yourself from stranger danger than check out Funzze's Double Ended Stainless Steel Dildo! This shiny masterpiece is the perfect console or purse weapon/pleasure item to help you feel like you've got a handle on whatever sticky situation you might find yourself in! No batteries, no charger, no complicated buttons, no quitting in the middle of a good time and no worries about where, when or how it can be used! Use it alone, with a partner or against a stranger! It's perfect for beginners, experienced users and everyone in between that doesn't mind gaining a little muscle while gaining a bit of pleasure. ><" Surprisingly, I wouldn't be against using this toy again in future, though I'm not sure if it's best to do so while things still feel cold or if I should bite the bullet and just shock the life out of things and refreeze it all after it finally returns to normal lol. I do feel it would make a perfect car companion for the extremely rare occasions where something that heavy might prove useful... I half wonder if it can be certified as a window breaker should I find myself in a flooding situation of any kind lol.

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I had a lot of fun with this toy! It was definitely something different. I think something that really stands out about this toy is how bendy and flexible it is. You can get creative with your solo and partnered play. Also, the color!? So cute. I love the mint green they went with.

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The Funzze Super Powerful Massager is a great addition to any toy collection, fully equipped with 8 speeds and 20 vibration modes, this vibe will rock your world. What I appreciated about this massager was I could use it all over my body, which is not something that is applicable for all sex toys. I started my exploration by using the massager on my clit, but the vibrations were pretty powerful so I opted for putting a thin towel between my clit and the massager for more gentle vibrations to the area. After I got warmed up, I was able to forgo the towel, and use the massager directly on my clit. The vibrations were strong, and I was able to orgasm quickly, which was surprising because the toys in my collection usually take me 10-40 minutes to reach my climax. I am still learning the speeds and intensities that are best for my body, but I can say I really enjoyed the Funzze massager.

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The 9" Black Fantasy Dildo is amazing and made me enjoy toys that are not obscene in size! The black color and ribbed texture made for a wonderful experience, both inside and outside the shower. The suctioning at the back of the toy makes it possible for me to enjoy the toy in a variety of settings.

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This is a unique toy that's unlike anything I've ever seen before. I found that it was perfect for me, but it might not be perfect for people with different bodies. Read the full review to find out if this toy is for you, but it is DEFINITELY for me.

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The Lovense Lush Mini is the perfect investment for long distance couples, so you can keep squirting when your partner's not there to shove a load in you. Writing this review made me horny, just imagine what the toy feels like when it's actually inside you. Just some food for thought!

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It's disappointing that the Moany Dick arrived defective, as we aim to provide thorough, hands-on reviews of every product we evaluate. While the poorly sealed silicone-ABS joint could be attributed to a factory defect, the issues with the thin material and weak motor are far more concerning. These flaws are not isolated incidents but rather fundamental design oversights that compromise not only the toy’s comfort but its safety and functionality as well. As a result, the Moany Dick falls short of meeting even basic standards for usability and reliability. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this product, as it was unable to be fully tested due to these critical issues. Given these significant shortcomings, I must rate the Cliterature Moany Dick a 0/10

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The Pleasure Island Fingering Rose is a bold and creative take on dual stimulation, with intuitive controls, a waterproof build, and a playful design that makes it fun to experiment with suction and internal motion. It isn’t flawless; the finger joint can pinch, the lack of a true power button interrupts the flow, and the telescopic motor is a bit noisy, but it still delivers an enjoyable, versatile experience. Where it stumbles hardest is the price. At $150 USD, it sits far above identical toys on the market that cost $60 USD or less. The clever book-style packaging is charming, but not enough to justify a $90 premium. Unless you’re specifically collecting for novelty, it’s difficult to recommend at full price when more budget-friendly options perform just as well.

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Overall, I feel this toy is a very starter set for introductory anal players. I found the quality was great on the hyper allergenic side but was lacking in quality overall. The toy is very set in the way it bends, and this can cause problems while playing and also can be helpful in some ways. This toy has not been released to the public yet and I could not find any prices. From my personal option, this toy should be budget-friendly or affordable at max. The quality of the toy and the packaging do not indicate this toy should be worth more. I do not recommend this toy for more advanced anal players and would say that this toy is sized more for beginners.

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This powerful A-spot tool is perfect for reaching internally and simultaneously giving G-spot and clitoral stimulation. It's app-enabled and has 8 powerful settings to choose from. Waterproof and USB rechargeable, this body-safe toy was one I was excited to review!

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The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher isn’t just a toy, it’s an experience. It takes something that’s usually fiddly and utilitarian, like refilling a syringe mid-scene, and replaces it with a gadget that keeps you immersed in the fantasy. The sleek design and whisper-quiet motor make it feel more like a kinky accessory than a piece of lab equipment, and the app control adds a wicked layer of unpredictability that manual methods can’t touch. That said, it’s not without quirks. The shot size is playful and rhythmic rather than overwhelming, which works brilliantly for edging and teasing but doesn’t quite deliver that one-and-done soaking that syringes excel at. Cleanup is straightforward, charging is painless, and honestly, I loved how much thought clearly went into making this feel intuitive to use both with and without a machine. My only real wish is for more control over flow intensity, because sometimes you want a light drizzle and sometimes you want a full-on storm. All in all, it’s a clever, well-made device that knows what it wants to be: a teasing, immersive lube launcher that keeps the scene flowing smoothly. It may not replace syringes completely, but as part of a messy play toolbox, it shines.

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This review is brought to you by FunnyMee! They sent me the Rose and Sani to review, you should check out their website if you get a chance. You can also get 10% off either of these toys with my discount link: https://tinyurl.com/yveaafbe . . . Licking toys are just so difficult to get right!--the human tongue when performing oral sex on a vagina isn't just shallow oscillating movements that seemingly all sex toys do! We need Patrick Star "I can almost taste it now" ice cream licking gif happening. Couple that movement with some vibration and then you'd have a good licking sex toy...In my humble opinion. I actually like the Rose Thrustion a little bit more than my last FunnyMee toy review: the Sani (or Sany). The Rose does have a lot of going on, but doesn't really excel at anything. I think I was slightly hinting at this in my Sani review, but I feel like most people would totally be willing to drop a mid-tier or even a premium price on a really well designed and powerful toy. I think Lovense being so popular is a testament to that idea. The Rose instead opts to try and be a premium toy on a budget-friendly price...which just means they had to pare down and skimp in order to make the $26 price point able to make them a profit. If I were to give my unsolicited advice I would ask for a few things: 1) extending the shaft and adding a longer and a speed adjustable thrusting motion (like Lovense's Gravity) 2) adding a vibration element to the head/shaft and 3) a redesign of the licking element...and all this complaining is out of love...and because it's on the cusp of greatness ~ but not quite there yet.

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The Great Gaspy is ambitious, combining thrusting action with dual vibrations for a multi-sensory experience, but its potential is undermined by mechanical and structural flaws. The half-inch telescopic motion paired with the vibrations in the shaft and rabbit ears can feel genuinely pleasurable when everything works—but the thrusting motor frequently locks up under resistance, and the weak construction at the tip makes removal feel tense and uncertain. The married controls for vibration and thrusting further limit customization, leaving the toy less versatile than it initially promises. That said, the toy has redeeming qualities. The soft silicone makes insertion smooth, the buttons are easy to navigate, and the rabbit ears deliver satisfying external stimulation. It’s also quiet and easy to clean, with non-porous surfaces that rinse off effortlessly. Still, these positives aren’t enough to outweigh the inconsistency and design limitations. For those who value reliability and control, the Great Gaspy feels more like a playful conversation starter than a truly dependable addition to a toy collection. ​

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The Anna Karenicum isn’t a terrible toy, but it doesn’t stand up to the cost. Its whale-inspired design is cute, the controls are user-friendly, and the pulsations are strong, but the flaws are too big to overlook. With only IPX5 water resistance, limited sensations, and a reliance on packaging to create a sense of luxury, it falls short of expectations. At $126 USD when nearly identical options exist for half the price, I can’t recommend it. This one feels like more style than substance. ​

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I'm very happy with the product, especially the tabs and large size. This toy could last for years, which is perfect for me. I hate to buy cheap ones as they are always breaking!

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